I Am The Walrus Decider

Why don't we sing this all together? Great alternate lyrics for I Am The Walrus:

I'm The Decider

I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I'm Lying...

Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong

I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo

Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row
See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry
I'm Lying... I'm Ly-ing... I'm Lying... I'm Ly-ing

Yellow cake plutonium, imaginary WMD's
Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents
Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind

I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo

Sitting in the White House garden talking to the Lord
My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain

I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo

(Source: Kill Ugly Radio)