32 worst lyrics of all time

Two guys at The Phoenix compiled a list of the 32 worst lyrics of all time:

America, "A Horse With No Name"
"There were plants and birds and rocks and things"
What, did he get tired? Rocks and things? Try a fuckin’ cactus.

One more for the road:

Bruce Springsteen, "Glory Days"
"He could throw that speed ball by you / make you look like a fool"
Bruce, we hate to bring this up, because we think you're great and everything, and it might sound a little nitpicky and all, but it's just that . . . um . . . well, a fastball is what Roger Clemens throws. A speedball is what John Belushi took to kill himself.

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